Lol wut

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Giraffes because you'll only end up with a trumpet in your toes." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Sember. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was derply and spooky sounds came from deep within. Sember saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!